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SEXY SUPERSTARS

Synths, Samplers & Sequencers

  Subtle, Supple, & Sons' 

sonic  scandals, swindling salesmen, sanity-streching superstitions, soundesign smutt & some

synthesizer satisfaction studies summarized by: Dave Daves Seaward

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Section (1) Salacious Scrutiny 

1) SENSUAL? Does it produce sonics that make you feel things? Does it excite your senses, make you feel alive? 

2) SUBTLE? Is it capable of imbuing subtleties?  Suited for fine adjustment or complex, multi-faceted expression?

3) SUPPLE?  Hard in the right places? Soft in the right places? Flexible? Adaptable

4) SIZZLE? How HOT is this gear (to musicians and producers)? Is it fresh? Is it head-turning? 

5) SLENDER? Space-efficient? Luggable? Are knobs / sliders where you want? Too much cushion for the pushing? 

6) SAMPLING? If a sampler, how dexterous is its sampling? If not, does it effectively support / complement sampling? 

7) SEQUENCING?  If it sequences, how sophisticated is its sequencing? If not, does it play nice with sequencers? 

8) STAGE-WORTHY?   Practical for live and/or on-stage music-making? 

9) STUDIO-WORTHY? Most “professional” gear claims to be “studio-quality” but what caliber of studio would use it?  

10) SELLABLE? If purchased new, if purchased used, how well will the investment appreciate / depreciate? 

Section (2) So Sexy & So Sensible? 

Souniques Sonics is a new sound-stuff brand led Dave Daves Seaward . Soniques Sonics systems are underpinned by various manufactures' hardware platforms, fine-tuned with specialized software which is customized to customer specification before shipping and supported by human experts who will ensure configuration in live support sessions.

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